It’s situations like this one that happened this morning, that make me confident that Ruby will do just fine in the real world.
ME: (In my nicest, lets-all-get-along, convincing voice) Emma, why don’t you give your soother to Ben, since you’re a big girl now, and he’s still a baby?
EMMA: Hmph.
RUBY: (In her nicest, lets-all-get-along, convincing voice) Mom, why don’t you give me some money, since you’re a mom and I’m just a little girl?
Hmph.
Sorry,
Lora


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That child is going to take over the world someday. Mark my words.
I just hope she takes me with her.